A young girls reverie.


Surviving off sugar and good vibes since 1997~

Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

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Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

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6th gif in your gif folder comes up and randomly kisses you, last gif is your reaction

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OH DEAR LORD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. BRB DYING

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That awkward moment

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when a sentence doesn’t end the way you think it octopus.

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"You know, fucking mornings! What is that about? That time is a huge lie. “Get up, get up! We’re going to be late! Quickly! Late, imagine it! The disaster if we’re late! What’ll happen if we’re late? I can’t even bear to think about it!” Late is an idea. Late is bullshit. It doesn’t matter how fucking late you are, you can turn up in your pyjamas scratching your nuts with a fork, the same old shit’s gonna be there. It’s a lie! People running up to you saying, “what do you think?” in the morning! “What do you think?”! “Think? Think?! I’m not even fucking breathing, go away with your ‘think’!” It takes you three quarters of an hour to find your face and apologise to it. And how do they lure you back into the world, into the human race, into consciousness itself? With the great traditional breakfast! As eaten here and in Britain and Ireland and lots of other places: Fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken’s period on a plate, “WELCOME BACK! WE MISSED YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING! ENJOY!”"

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Dylan Moran, on mornings (via areachingmemory)

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